I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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