just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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