i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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