I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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