So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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