what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
