remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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