Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am naked and annoyed.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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