awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
nutella sex= disaster
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We need a shit load of segways right now
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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