I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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