so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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