Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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