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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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