I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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