Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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