What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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