Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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