i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
my poor anus
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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