No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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