we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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