Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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