I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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