I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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