kristin has been a bad kristin
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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