i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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