So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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