Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
seriously i just wanna be friends
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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