Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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