Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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