When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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