She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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