hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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