when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
high people should be assigned attendants
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
