I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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