just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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