someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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