Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
jump out the window naked night went bad
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