guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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