His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize