Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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