Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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