belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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