Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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