Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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