Sponge bath it is.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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