I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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