is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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