Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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