I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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