I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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