i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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