Whod you bang
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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