apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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