You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
