i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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