i just had sex bonerless
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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