With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.