Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.