I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool