The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.